34b Apres Ski

Thursday, 10th June, 2010
By Sarina del Fuego

34bapres skiFrancois ‘The Eagle’ Buble and the Exchange Hotel, Chalet and Ski Hire Present APRES – SKI. A winter burlesque to keep you warm at night Sat June 26 At 34b this winter we’re going down … all the way to the bottom of the mount. Yes, the ski season has only just begun, and already we’ve finished our snow workout and are in the Jacuzzi with a hot toddy and a few Swedish friends. Because at 34B we believe the best things about skiing begins once you’re done skiing! It’s called Apres–Ski (jeez those French – they’ve got a word for everything!), and it’s all about just clicking off the rails and slipping into someone… er, we mean something more comfortable.And what special friends we have with us in our own private Chalet:

Sarina del Fuego – Our little Spanish snowflake, so delicate – yet will melt your heart! Heidi Hoops – This Scandinavian delight always runs hoops around any gal on the slopes.The Ski Bunnies – Bunnies can move …A veritable frumpus! These ladies will astound, while Hefner himself would turn in his grave (were he dead!).Baby Blue Bergman – Blonde bombshells can be so tasty … ask any Yeti! Danica Lee – First time at 34B and she’s already ready for a bath… onstage! Briana Bluebell – We love her so much… it’s a hat trick! 3rd 34B show in a row for this powder princess! Meliose Avion – This soaring beauty makes her 34B debut! Skiing high above the clouds – and her audience. But when she comes in to land don’t get too close…!Herbie Strangelove – Ah …the champions you meet on the slopes – but none so strange as Dr love himself. Tres amusant! … C’est magnifique!With MC Renny Kodgers – The abominable snowman of country music! And DJ Goldfoot – Part mixmaster – part St Bernard…complete with Brandy flask! So look for the pine wood-panelling and skate on in – it’s sure to be one of our best shows yet and a cosy escape from the winter chill. Share a warming spirit as some bedazzling beauties and talented titillaters warm your soul!Doors: 8.30pmTickets $20 general admission (reserved table $30pp, min 4 max 7 per table) Available thru: tenderloins.com.au Or at the door if not sold out.

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